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IMPORTANT: NEW ACCOUNT!

Mon Oct 15, 2007, 3:40 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Watching: Ren
  • Playing: with Ren
  • Eating: Ren's hand XD
  • Drinking: HAHAH ew
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Yes, I hath moved. 8D~ dA and it's stupid mature content rules bugged me so I fixed that.

:iconkiwifuck:

GO THURR. WATCH THURR.

>_>; I'm currently trying to finish up my long overdue gift arts for people (most of you know who you are T_T I'm so sorry you've had to wait so long. Baby and school got to my art life. Badly.)

ALSO, sorry for my inactive..ness lately! Again, school. And baby. *sigh*

<3 Thank you

Ohgodohgodohgod...

Thu Oct 4, 2007, 2:51 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Watching: Ren
  • Playing: with Ren
  • Eating: Ren's hand XD
  • Drinking: HAHAH ew
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Okay, for those of you who don't know. I live on a lake. ;-; And my mom works at a Science/Forestry college.

Yeah.

So, she JUST MADE ME crawl into the lake and pull out a bunch of different weeds and plants and shit. ;_; It was cold as fuck and yeah I'm cold gonna take a shower FUCKING. NOW.

The whole time I was in there, I kept on worrying about water snakes. XD; I saw three water spiders and was like "REJGHGTFIIREHFEGHWHHG!!!!"

Yeah.

I'mma try to get on when I'm done with my shower, ande type about what's been going on with me lately. =_= I'm so sorry I haven't been on lately!

Fucking school. And the baby, but he's so cute. <3

I need to make a journal about school XD; This is my first year in HS afterall! Just realized I haven't told ya guys ANYTHING about it >_>

'Nother Char Thing

Mon Sep 17, 2007, 7:39 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Watching: Ren
  • Playing: with Ren
  • Eating: Ren's hand XD
  • Drinking: HAHAH ew
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Stole! From :icondekayingslow:

01. Ellie
02. Ren
03. Aubri
04. Zeph
05. Kaz
06. Mari
07. Aiden
08. Ebby
09. Allen
10. Teige
11. Ryhn
12. Izzy


1. Who would make a better couple, 4 [Zeph] and 5 [Kaz] or 2 [Ren] and 11 [Ryhn]?

OHGOD *nosebleed* uhhh
I swear, that got set up perfectly. I've imagine but couples together *ahem*. They're both incest couples! XD
But, I'mma say Ren and Ryhn *fights the nosebleed*. Zeph and Kaz would piss eachother off way too much for a healthy relationship >>

2. 6 [Mari] and 12 [Izzy] are marooned on an inhospitable desert island with no food or water, only a single-shot pistol. Who gets shot?

Izzy. Mari's a fucking insane creepy five year old who's got serious issues, man. She'd be all over that gun.

3. Would 9 [Allen] cheat off of 3’s [Aubri's] test?

No. Allen's really smart, and even if he wasn't, he's way too kind to do that.

4. 1 [Ellie] and 7 pAiden] duel. What is it over, and who wins?

This is something I'd love to draw.
Hm.
Pro'ly Ellie.
From her POV, she pro'ly wants to beat the shit outta him for stuff he did to Ren.
Or she's just bored.
But either way I think Ellie would win
Or not, Aiden you tricky bastard.

5. Walking home late at night, 2 [Ren] realizes 8 [Ebby] is following him/her ominously. What do they do?

Nothing.
If Ren's walking home late at night, he'd either be drunk off his ass or pissed off about something 'cause it being late would put him in that mood.
Ebby would pro'ly just be keeping an eye on him, if anything.
Ren, the retard =__=

6. What might an accurate fortune cookie predict of 6’s [Mari's] future?

Bloodshed and tears, baby. Bloodshed and tears.

7. What would 10 [Teige] be voted in the yearbooks “Most Likely To:” section?

Uhhh. xD
"Most likely to snap and kill everyone"? :>

8. How long does 1 [Ellie] last in boot camp?

Ooo, boot camp Ellie!
I think she'd last a long time there.
Tho' she'd pro'ly get in fights with people.
But otherwise, she'd stay a long time. Iunno HOW long tho'. 8D

9. After a rough week, 4 [Zeph] goes to the spa and gets the works. 7 [Aiden] walks in and sees 4 all mud-and-cucumbered-up. What does 4 do?

.......
Omfg xDD
Zeph would be like "What? This is good for my delicate fucking skin!" or something and then harrass Aiden the rest of their stay,
Zeph: 8D Mud fight!
Aiden: >_> *hiss*

10. What is the first chapter of 9’s [Allen's] autobiography titled?

I have no idea xDD;

11. 11 [Ryhn] knocks 8 [Ebby] out of the way of a car and is hit and killed. Does 8 go to the funeral, or just send flowers? What do they do at the funeral/ what kind of flowers?

FUCKING QUESTION YOU KILLED MY RYHNNO!
*broods*
I could so see this happening tho. If Ebby wasn't undead and all that XD; but still
Ebby would not only be at the funeral, she'd be one of the people who arranged it 'n such
Hm...at the funeral, she'd be comforting Ren xD So would Ellie
But then he'd snap at everybody
Ren: Goddamn you fucking people....OKAY THAT'S IT GET THE FUCKING HELL AWAY! If you can't bring my brother back, PISS! OFF!
'n yeah.
I soo went off topic.

12. What celebrity would 12 [Izzy] adore?

Wtf, man? Uhhhh
Martha Stewart? Oprah Winfrey? Ellen? XD Judge Judy? One of them, lmfao.

13. 3 [Aubri] pranks 5’s [Kaz] house. What do they do?

Ummm. I have no idea. XD; I couldn't see Aubri pranking the love o' her life at all.

14. 10 [Teige] and 2 [Ren] are trapped in an elevator for 2 hours. What do they do?

Ohgod. Perfect question, NOT =_=
They'd either try to fuck or kill one another xD Or both
Either way, they'd end up trying to strangle eachother at one point
*pervy thoughts of Teige smexing up Ren* >__>;;

15. Would 6 [Mari] rather go on an all-day shopping spree with 8 [Ebby] or 4 [Zeph]?

Uhhh
Pro'ly Zeph, he'd entertain her more
But she really likes Ebby too, so...
Iunno XD Uh
ZEPH!

16. 1 [Ellie] and 9 [Allen] team up to storm the Dark Lord’s citadel. A mysterious stranger, 6 [Mari], enters with 11 [Ryhn] trussed up in a sack. 12 [Izzy] jumps out of a hidden doorway and attacks 3 [Aubri] because they think that 3 [Aubri] is actually 5 [Kaz] in disguise. What does 4 [Zeph] do after they are knocked over by 6 [Mari] dropping 11 [Ryhn] on their foot as they spot 1 [Ellie] and 9 [Allen] sneaking through the gate?

Wtf, man? *rereads*
.......
I don't even know.
What the fuck xD

17. 5 [Kaz] and 12 [Izzy] are lost in a mall together, what happens?

Kaz would entertain himself, but eventually get bored and harrass Izzy
She'd be all
Izzy: =_= I'VE GOT FUCKING MACE, DOUCHE. KEEP IT UP.
Kaz: Oo .... I love you! *clings*
Izzy: >> Kiss-ass

18. What would 3 [Aubri] do with a cell phone?

Um. I don't know. Use it to talk to her brother's, and friends. I could so see her calling continuously to check on Zeph, Kaz, Ren, 'n Aiden all the time.
'Cause she's a worrywort and those are all assholes just waiting to get killed xD

19. 8 [Ebby] sees a maiden in distress, what do they do?

Watch and laugh

20. A dragon carries 7 [Aiden] off, what does 8 [Ebby] do?

...Watch and laugh xD

21. 2 [Ren] enters a watermelon in the state fair; 5 [Kaz] comes away with the blue ribbon for 2’s watermelon, what does 2 do?

Ren: BITCH I'LL FUCK YOU UP D<
He'd harrass him. Or get Zeph and Ellie to if he was feeling lazy. Or not. Hm, he'd definitely get Zepherz and Ellerz to annoy Kaz xDD
Kaz: GTFO OUTTA MY FACE
Ren: 8D *watching from afar with Mari on his lap; petting her hair* muahaha
Mari: ^^ *nuzzles*
Ryhn: Why'd I get stuck with the fucked up family?
Ren: STFU AND DO ME PLZ

Okay, I added that last one for fun and my perviness. xD

22. 6 [Mari] has invited 8 [Ebby] over for dinner, what does s/he make for them?

Some really fucked up, diseased looking thing.

23. What actors would you chose to play 5 [Kaz] and 10 [Teige] in a romantic comedy with 5 being already involved in some way with 3 [Aubri]?

KAZ AND AUBRI ARE INVOLVED THO'! XD;
Teige and Kaz, whatthefuck.
Uhhh
Kaz- Some hot guy
Teige- Some hot guy
Aubri- Some hot girl
*shot*

24. 4 [Zeph] and 3 [Aubri] are shipwrecked and escape in a boat. The only thing that they have with them is a sharp knife. What happens?

Aubri would work on trying to get them back to safety and all that.
Meanwhile Zeph would drive her insane.
She'd pro'ly end up threatening him with the knife, or tryna slice him with it xD

Chracter Quiz

Sun Sep 2, 2007, 8:59 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Watching: Ren
  • Playing: with Ren
  • Eating: Ren's hand XD
  • Drinking: HAHAH ew
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Forgot who I stole this from.... I wanna do another character quiz, man. ;_;


Pick 13 of your OCs:

01. Aubri
02. Ellie
03. Ebby
04. Aiden
05. Izzy
06. Ren
07. Mari
08. Lena
09. Rhyn
10. Zeph
11. Kaz
12. Kiwi
13. Allen

~~~~~~~~~~

1. Are 1 [Aubri] and 2 [Ellie] sweethearts? If not, should they be?

No and no XD I've thought about them together before, though. This might just inspire me to draw them making out or something one day <_<;

2. 2 [Ellie] and 3 [Ebby] are playing Mortal Kombat--who's kicking whose butt?

Ellie. She's just the type who would definitely get addicted to the game and totally kick ass at it, while Ebby wouldn't even really give a shit XP

3. 3 [Ebby] and 4 [Aiden] share a bed. Do they fight over who gets which side?

EBBYANDAIDENWTF. >_>; Ew. I think they'd just crawl into it and stay as far away from eachother as possible.

4. 5 [Izzy] has ice cream. Would 4 [Aiden] steal it?

No. Aiden wouldn't steal anything from Izzy, he has too much respect and love for her. <3

5.How drunk would 5 [Izzy] have to be to make whoopie to 6 [Ren]?

REALLYFUCKINGDRUNK. Jeezus, Izzy is not only OLD [like 30s/40s] but is also considered a mother figure by REN. They'd both have to be loooooaaaaded as hell. >_>; Still, ew. 'Nuff said.

6. 6 [Ren] finds naughty photos of 7 [Mari]. Could s/he successfully blackmail 7 with them?

....O.m.f.g. XD; Well, he COULD and probably would if the need seriously came around but... Mari's only like 7 years old. Child pornography much? <_<; Not that Ren would care..

7. If 7 [Mari] walked into his/her room to find 8 [Lena] nude on his/her bed, how long would it be until s/he turns and leaves?

She'd pro'ly stay. XD Mari's a little girl, she doesn't care about that stuff that much.

8. 8 [Lena] won the lottery! How much would s/he share with 9 [Rhyn]?

None of it. o_o; They don't even know eachother....'n I don't think they'd like eachother if they did.

9. Does 9 [Rhyn] know 10 [Zeph]'s super secret kink?

...He pro'ly figures it has something to do with Ren, and since Ren is Rhyn's bro, he pro'ly doesn't care to know anything more. XD

10. Whose sugar high is wilder, 10 [Zeph] or 11 [Kaz]?

Zeph. He's fucking insane enough WITHOUT the sugar high, thanks much. o_o;

11.Who's more likely to sing the Oscar Mayer wiener song, 11 [Kaz] or 12 [Kiwi]?

KIWI ALL THE WAY. XD I could seriously imagine her singing that obsessively...

12.There's something 12 [Kiwi]'s been meaning to tell 13 [Allen]. What is it?

Uhh. XD; Iunno. Kiwi: GOHAVESEXALREADYJEEZUS ....something like that.

13. If 13 [Allen] were to kiss 1 [Aubri]--passionately--how would 1 react?

Aubri would smack the shit out of him. That's her brother dude! XD and neither are incest material, sorry. [Hot incest=Kaz/Zeph or Ren/Rhyn YOU KNOW YOU LOVE INCEST PPL<3]

14. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Who does this define best, 4[Aiden] or 9 [Rhyn]?

XDXD *nosebleeds while imagining Rhyn in a dress* Uhm, it'd be best for Aiden, the manwhore.

15. Who's more of an animal in bed, 5 [Izzy] or 12 [Kiwi]?

FUCKINGHELL I don't even want to IMAGINE Izzy in bed. XD; Kiwi'd be a animal in bed though, don't worry. This question was so for her. <3

16. 7 [Mari] went for a walk. Is s/he going to meet 3 [Ebby] or 10 [Zeph]?

Zeph. oo; Tho' I don't see a problem with her meeting Ebby either, but.... Mari'd pro'ly prefer to meet Zeph.

17. 6 [Ren] is found face down in a pool of blood. What happened?

Mmmm... Ren and blood... -cough- I mean, OMGREN ;__;! Pro'ly Aiden shot him in the head... again. XD -joke not funny in the least- I need to write about that..

18. Is 11 [Kaz] capable of hiding in plain sight?

Yes. ^^

19. 13 [Allen] binds 2 [Ellie] with a length of rope. Could 2 escape?

....HELLL yeah. And she would beat his ASS, m'kay? XD;; -imagines-

20. If 8 [Lena] and 11 [Kaz] went on a date, how would it end?

XDXD; They'd never know eachother but, if we imagine they did... it would end in wild and crazy bathroom sex or something. <_<;

21. Does 2 [Ellie] make 12 [Kiwi] happy in his/her pants?

PERFECTQUESTIONLIEKSRSLY. XDD That's a HELL yes. Ohgod, Kiwi would instantly be all over Ellie, I swear.

22.You go skydiving with 3 [Ebby] and 6 [Ren]. Which one's more likely to destroy your parachute as you jump?

Yaneedtaask? Definitely Ren. XD I imagine he'd do the same to Ebby.

23. Pillowfight! Who just decked you, 1 [Aubri] or 9 [Rhyn]?

Pro'ly both of 'em at once. 8];

24. 7 [Mari] and 13 [Allen] go horseback riding. At the end of the ride, whose bum hurts worse?

I'll... just say Mari and move on. XD;

25. If 10 [Zeph] got a hold of pink fluffy handcuffs, would s/he be more likely to use them on 4 [Aiden] or 5 [Izzy]?

....Actually, he'd go after Ren. >_> But I'll humor this and say Aiden. o_o; -has to imagine them together now- uhh, wow. -nosebleed-

New Hobby

Sun Sep 2, 2007, 7:54 PM
  • Mood: Big Grin
  • Watching: Ren
  • Playing: with Ren
  • Eating: Ren's hand XD
  • Drinking: HAHAH ew
XDXD I have a new hobby.

Riding a bike through Wal*Mart.

People stare. People stay out of your way.

IT'S SO FUN.

Well, it was anyway, until some douchebag reported me and had this 95-year old-about-to-fall-apart old man bitch at me. XD My mom was in the deli, so I rode over to her and was just sitting there and he came up to me. Convo time.

Mr. 95: Miss.... miss *repeats about 5 times until Bry looks at him*
Bry:*looks at him like 'wtf-do-you-want-geezer'*
Mr. 95: Those bike's aren't meant to be ridden.
Bry: ....Then what're they out for? *gives him a 'you're-an-idiot' look*
Mr. 95: *glare* They're not meant to be ridden in the store, miss. People could get hurt.
Bry: ..Ooookaaaaaaay....

XD; Then I just sat on the bike and stared at him. 'Cause I was expecting him to leave, but no, he just stood there and gave me this 'respect-my-authority' look. Which I didn't. I mean, come on, Wal*Mart senses a problem and they send a old fart to fix it. What the hell, man?

So yeah, by then my mom noticed, and walked over and was like, "What's the problem?" And the geeze basically repeated what he said to me, and my mom looked at me and was like "Okay, just walk with it then" and then she glared at the dude 'cause he was giving me dirty looks. XD

So now, my mom and I have decided that everytime we go to Wal*Mart, I'm gonna ride a bike around until someone comes to stop me. And when they do, each time I'm going to say something different to piss them off. XDXDXD

Person: You can't ride that bike here
Bry: :'D Catch me and you can have it back! *takes off*

Person: You can't ride that bike here
Bry: *basically speaking gibberish like she can't understand them* (this one is gonna be hard to do XD I'll have to do it with a straight face 'n all)

Person: You can't ride that bike here
Bry: Oh....well, here you go *shoves bike at them, and hopefully they'll give a dirty look which will 'cause teh Bry to laugh* What? You expect ME to put it back? *shall laugh again and walk away*

XD That's all I can think of right now.

I know I know, I'm an obnoxious bitch ;__;

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